One of the store employees suggested this wine to me and I'm so glad he did, I was pleasantly surprised at how flavorful it was.
Now do it with scotch. Market has changed nerds. Adjust your bs prices accordingly.
Latchkey Waiter's Corkscrew
$4.99
SKU: T0501
This is the waiter’s essential. It’s remarkably simple, compact and durable; it works like magic. The Latchkey Waiter’s Corkscrew defines classic, and no restaurant or bar is complete without it.
Materials: Stainless steel & durable plastic
5-turn worm & foil cutter
Care: Dishwasher safe