This is by far the worst vodka. Must be taken off the market immediately.
Jeppson's Malort Liqueur 750ml
$22.99
SKU: 60213
We’re excited to announce that the pride of Chicago is finally available at Mission, despite the fact its considered wretched by 80% of the drinking public.
Jeppson’s Malort—the herbal liqueur that people love to hate—is now available at all of our locations.
Long considered a rite of passage or a hangover cure, Jeppson’s Malort is a traditional wormwood digestif that dates back to 1930’s Chicago and has obtained an iconic status in pop culture drinking lore. Both timeless and traditional, you’re bound to end up drinking a few shots before a Bears game or on the way to Wrigley Field for a doubleheader.
Yet, as one Reddit user recently posted: It tastes like battery acid milked from a radioactive badger.
Will you love it or hate it? You’ll have to try it for yourself to know. At least you won’t have to catch a flight to O’Hare to find out. Grab a bottle at Mission today and be a part of the Midwestern phenomenon.
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